Stories
the cephalopod has three hearts
Summary: "Sure," Yuuri replies with a snort. "I don't know if you've watched too much hentai or what, but inviting a group of girls to be fucked by my tentacles would not have done me any favors."People don't know what's good for them, Yuri thinks. There are people who would pay for that experience now. Luckily, she doesn't have to.
Rated: Explicit
gonna drown so deep in you
Summary: (When Yuuri first confessed about this particular quirk of hers, Victoria had studiously watched many "animated documentaries" about the phenomenon. Then Yuuri told her they were offensive slander, and proved her point by demonstrating how much better tentacles were than anyone could have ever imagined. She's a lucky woman, to have a wife so talented in such a myriad of ways. Anyway, back to the stall where Victoria is preparing to be gloriously ravished--)Rated: Explicit
(in my dreams) you should see the things we do
Summary: There's several things to contend with here: One, Katsuki may have adopted the femme fatale seductress persona on ice at first, but Yuri's impression of him being the type to coyly beckon and then let his partner take the lead was so far off base it's in another country. Another planet, perhaps. Two, despite everything, Yuri is apparently into that.Rated: Explicit
my gift of love never unwrapped
Summary: Yakov enforced the notorious "no sex before competitions" rule, and Victor followed it. Except then Yuuri tells him that's been debunked.Rated: Explicit
daddy lessons
Summary: "Beka," Yuri repeats. She curls her face into Beka's shoulder; she's giggly, but doesn't seem like she’s had more than those small sips from the other girl's lips. "My new friend was just telling me about her Daddy."Oh, thinks Beka, as her breath hitches. The green-haired girl, sporting a sweet coy smile, is now talking with another woman, a taller butch with short blond hair and a leather jacket. The club she's just played is usually mostly gay men, but trust Yuri to find the only leatherdyke and her femme in the place.
Rated: Explicit
call me peaches when we get this nasty
Summary: Phichit had heard a soft whine, and he laughed. "You didn't tell me you and Victor got a new puppy.""Oh," Yuuri hummed, "we didn't. Vityusha just usually isn't naughty enough he needs correcting while we're talking."
He had said it so casually, and Russian has so many diminutives he can’t keep track of them--it took Phichit a second to catch up. "Yuuri, oh my god," he had hissed with scandalized delight. "Are you doing what I think you are."
Rated: Explicit
bigmouth strikes again (i was only joking)
Summary: Yuri gets annoyed with Victor teasing him about his relationship with Otabek, so he decides to fight fire with TMI. The catch: eventually Victor wants to have a Stern Talk with Otabek, who has no clue his boyfriend is making up these stories to tell.Rated: Mature